Given the copious offensive material awash on the internet, an innocent snap of pop princess Kylie Minogue clasping an oversized teddy bear might make for an unlikely X-rated duo.

But add a misplaced microphone to the mix and suddenly the portrait acquires new layers of meaning.

Facebook, perhaps mindful of the dirty minds of many web surfers, was quick to ban the raunchy pic, citing regulations which state: “We do not allow photos that contain nudity, drug use or violence.”

Kylie’s impromptu bear hug was snapped at London’s G-A-Y nightclub when she was handed the outsized toy.