I have to agree with The Drum's defence. Even if the comments were made 'as an aside', I would have found it incredibly insulting if I was being spoken about like that. I think it's incredibly unprofessional, not to mention vulgar, to start discussing that Saville - who I have a lot of respect for - was cheap. And to say he was desperate, well, I think everyone would realise that fact when he took that kind of job. I imagine he's now regretting getting involved with such an immature lot.

I bet his sister's head is in the box.

'Nearly' verbatim. Christ. And she's the managing editor. I've read both. Noel's is much better.

Couldn't agree more. Yes, it's a shame, but in reality, a lot of the things he is being credited with 'inventing' existed anyway.

Sorry, completely disagree. It uses the universal hatred of parking attendants to great effect, and the music is perfect.